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Screw you, reviewer 2
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your academic FYP 16th January, 2025
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OPPORTUNITIES
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If the idea of making your PhD application is daunting, here's a detailed guide to help you through the entire process👇
NEWS
👀Dr Popular
Literally no one knows this, but journal impact factors (JIFs) were originally designed to help librarians estimate how many people read a particular journal regularly in the pre-digital era (a piece by The Tatler is in the works). Now JIFs are erroneously correlated with research quality, but new ways to measure real world impact are emerging: could popularity metrics like paper views and downloads become the new JIFs?
RESOURCES
🗓️Get PhD interview-ready with this online seminar
This seminar is primarily aimed at potential PhD candidates from Black, Asian and minority ethnic backgrounds, but it is open to everyone! Book your place to get insights into the PhD application process - especially the interview stage, along with tips and things to expect, shared by a panel of full-time academics and current doctoral students.
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ARTICLES
🛠️Pimp my thesis
How do you make your thesis (and by extension, yourself) stand out from the crowd? Customize that bad boy, duh. All that stands between you and your next job post-PhD could be a well designed front cover, increasing the font size a bit and adding a short biography on the back.
🥼Mad scientist
A virologist successfully treated her breast cancer with viruses she grew and injected herself (she’s been cancer free for 4 years and even won funding to develop the treatment further). This idea would have been madness if it failed, but it worked, so it’s genius.
KEEPING IT REAL
🤬Screw you, reviewer 2

To have allowed this to be published in the final version, the editor was clearly on the authors' side. Or perhaps they didn't even read it…
[Update 21st Feb 2025: The Editor in Chief found out about it and retracted the article.]
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